does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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