STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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