so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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The uberlube is also flammable
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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