I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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