The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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