dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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