She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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