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can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Mom said you looked used
What a dumb baby whore.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
jump out the window naked night went bad
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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