**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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