Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Still dying that you shit outside
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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