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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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