That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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