best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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