Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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