Do you still have your period?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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