I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i out mim tonsoeep
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