i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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