did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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