GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize