I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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