Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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