yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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