please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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