people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
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I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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