i need an iv and a liver transplant
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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