it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
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it hurts more in the daytime
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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