So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
All I want is dick and wine.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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