Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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