Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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