i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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