i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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