It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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