How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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