So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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