What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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