Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
you never un-have a 4some
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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