there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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