watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I don't think brook has ever known best
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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