I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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