guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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