This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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