i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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