I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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