I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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