Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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