she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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