idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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