Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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