at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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