Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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don't judge my taste in strippers
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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